Transcription: Mr. Thomas Sapsay. Accepting the Jackass as the type of self-sufficient stupidity and conceit, a custom perhaps, like some few other customs, more conventional than fair, then the purest Jackass enclosed to him is Mr. Thomas Sapsay, auctioneer. He possesses the great qualities of being pretentious and dull, and having a role in his speech and another in his gait, not to mention a certain gravely flowing action with his hands as if you were presently going to confirm the individual with whom he holds discourse.
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